the once yearly post or so

i am thinking of switching this site off of blogger and actually making a real website. my web design skills are non-existent though, so it will probably be pretty basic. on the plus side, it will be easier to post a link to a properly designed music downloads page than to link to open directories that people have to sift through.

anyway, here's some other mixes:

fat man trapped in an even fatter body (download)
this is a mashup mix a la girl talk...first shot at something like this, and i had fun doing it, so certainly not the last. this is what i did for an hour every morning at my grandma's house in hawaii.

tracklist (sort of roughly in order of appearance)

1.  kid sister - damn girl (instrumental)
2.  m.i.a. - 10 dollar
3.  clipse - wamp wamp (acapella)
4.  armand van helden - playmate
5.  annie - me plus one
6.  m.i.a. - pull up the people (acapella)
7.  twisted sister - come on feel the noise
8.  gwen stefani - hollaback girl (acapella)
9.  chromeo - call me up
10. dizzee rascal - fix up look sharp
11. erasure - a little respect
12. new edition - once in a lifetime groove
13. t.i. - big shit poppin (acapella)
14. danity kane - damaged (acapella)
15. linus loves - vh1
16. acdc - dirty deeds done dirt cheap
17. t.i. - big shit poppin (acapella)
18. n.e.r.d. - kill joy
19. katy perry - i kissed a girl (acapella)
20. fergie - fergalicious (acapella)
21. silent night deadly night 2 - garbage day!
22. imogen heap - hide and seek
23. private - we got some breaking up to do
24. tupac - changes (acapella)
25. notorious b.i.g. - party and bullshit (acapella)
26. fischerspooner - emerge (dfa remix)
27. the cars - my best friend's girl
28. dj. khaled ft. akon, ti, rick ross, fat joe, baby, lil wayne - we takin over (acapella)
29. infadels - love like semtex
30. young dro ft. t.i. - shoulder lean (acapella)
31. freestylers - painkiller
32. metallica - fuel
33. lil jon ft e40 and sean paul - snap yo fingers (acapella)
34. goose - british mode (jester remix)
35. britney spears - circus (acapella)
36. cake - meanwhile, rick james
37. lil mama - g-slide
38. the dream - shawty is a ten (acapella)
39. 33hz - uncomplicated
40. ne-yo - sexy love (instrumental)
41. david banner ft. chris brown and young joc - get like me
42. lemarvin - thug like me (instrumental)
43. whitney houston - i wanna dance with somebody (acapella)
44. lil wayne - a milli (acapella)
45. cut copy - hearts on fire
46. michael jackson - smooth criminal (acapella)
47. depeche mode - personal jesus
48. daft punk - harder, better, faster, stronger (acapella)
49. danger - 11h30 datA remix
50. justice - d.a.n.c.e. (acapella)
51. mstrkrft - work on you
52. m83 - teen angst
53. rihanna - disturbia (acapella)
54. mstrkrft - easy love

haven't updated this in a long time

not that anybody reads this anyway...but just in case somebody does...

new mixes (or maybe not so new i don't really remember):

jambo to july

tracklist
2008 - July - Jambo to July
1. theater of disco - yoa (the twelves remix)
2. gwen stefani - what you waiting for (thin white duke remix)
3. kylie - boombox (la riots remix)
4. usher - love in this club (mstrkrft remix)
5. alphabeat - fascination (bimbo jones remix)
6. katy perry - i kissed a girl (dr. luke and benny blanco remix)
7. mstrkrft - street juice
8. martin solveig - i want you (tepr remix)
9. daft punk - technologic (digitalism remix)
10. crookers - big money comin'
11. foamo - everything cool
12. madonna - into the groove (sidechains remix)
13. chromeo - fancy footwork (guns n' bombs remix)
14. robyn - be mine (ocelot mthrfckrs remix)

month of the murderist

tracklist:
2008 - May - Month of the Murderist
1. count and sinden - beeper (a-trak remix ft. kid sister)
2. yo majesty - club action (midnight juggernauts remix)
3. stanton warriors - pop the cork
4. kid sister - pro nails (bag raiders remix)
5. rihanna - don't stop the music (LAZRTAG remix)
6. iaas - shawty get fancy (lil mama vs. crookers vs. chromeo)
7. novoiski - check out my starry technology (capsule vs. beastie boys vs. daft punk)
8. daft punk - too long (b. rich remix ft. nate dogg)
9. yelle - cause de garcons (tepr remix)
10. dragonette - competition (ocelot remix)
11. michael jackson - pyt (marquis remix)
12. mstrkrft - neon knights
13. girls on top - i wanna dance with numbers (whitney houston vs. kraftwerk)

the whole bi-monthly mix thing sort of working out
should have some decent stuff for september, working on it now

what ya'll are saying about teddy penderazdoun's bizarre love decahedron

best comments i've received:

-"this is sort of somber"

-"def love how EPIC tpain loves to flirt is"

-"i already got this shit...
and it's amazing"

and the best of all:

-"i just had sex while listening to the new cd"

anyway my bandwidth counter says i've used about 8gb worth of bandwidth since it was "released", so i would imagine like maybe 70 people have downloaded it or at least listened to the songs? that's kinda neat.

Teddy Penderazdoun's Bizarre Love Decahedron

so this is what i've been working on from mid-november to the beginning of 2008. what it is:

in the beginning, there was t-pain, whose love for beyonce was not quite reciprocated. maybe because he's a flirt that loves huge booties, maybe because he's part robot. anyway, beyonce tosses him away like any other diamond studded kleenex, and after he and bow wow lament their breakups, he and akon pick up a bartender. he goes through the dance, buys her dranks with young joc (despite her being a bartender), and by the end all she wants to do is kiss kiss him, and he is once again in love. i give you the ultimate valentine's day gift, like 3 weeks early.

anyway, it's a remix album telling the story of t-pain's lost and found loves, and featuring the likes of r. kelly, beyonce, t.i., chris brown, akon, young joc, bow wow, e-40, me as a robot, and of course everybody's favorite singer of all time, t-pain.

enjoy:

links:
sample mp3:
chris brown ft. t-pain - kiss kiss (iaas remix)

zip file with entire album and cover:
http://cfarcade.com/music/zips/iaas_TPBLD.zip

individual mp3s:
http://cfarcade.com/music/

first!

LAWL.

more soon, i promise.

like...seriously?

yeah.

coming up next: t-pain (re)mixtape
old dance party (re)mixtapes
cfa posts and made up news